I practice vengeance the way some people practice yoga, and it brings me peace and restores balance. I primarily write about what I know best – retribution and pranking friends – and here are some of my works. To receive weekly stories right to your inbox, consider subscribing to The Mr.Vengeance Substack.
My Great-grandfather, the Rapist
Fifty Shades of 2014
Electric Light Orchestra, Live in Stuttgart
Emergency Breakthrough for Scott
The Wanderer
Twisted Selvage
Bat Day, 1972.
Into the Mud, Scum Queen
Taking the Train
No Good Deed
The Magazine Pimp
New Moon on Monday by Duran Duran
Goalposts, Goons and an Unsung Samaritan
Clown Shoes, Private Jets, and a Knife Fight at a Wedding
Cancer, Catheters, and the Irish Curse.
Zip Ties, Jumper Cables and Pruning Shears
The Grifter
My Good Friend KJM
You Can’t Fix Meathead
Pigeon-Toed
Five Rules according to Mr. Vengeance
Louder than Bombs
Butterfly Sarcophagi
Decked by Evil
Paging Dr. Tactless
F**k!ng George
Books I read (or re-read) and loved in 2025.
Happy Birthday, Myrtle
Mox Nix
Killer Bees
Starbucks and Sharpies
Mr.Vengeance Holiday Gift Guide

